My SUJA 3-Day Cleanse: Part 1

Unlike many of the SUJA reviewers I saw online,
I was not given a free 3-day juice cleanse to review.

I bought this at Whole Foods for a whopping $150.

So if you had doubts about this juice cleanse,
just know that my review is unbiased in any way.

Day One

Today I started my juice cleanse. 

I am regretting it as I type. 

My love for food is so well known that a few of my friends 

could not believe I was starting this juice cleanse. 

My boyfriend seemed supportive though. 

(Probably wants me to shed a few pounds)

*cries*

So the 3-day juice cleanse is pretty much these 6 juices 

(in the order shown) repeated in the course of 3-days.

Glow: Predominantly tasted like celery and what I would imagine kale would taste like.

Did not enjoy very much because I dislike celery but it did make me feel very awake.

Fuel: Tasted predominantly like carrots. Probably why it's so orange.

This one was actually easier to drink than Glow. 

If you drink it fast enough you can't even taste the carrots!

Purify: It tastes like… dirt. 

Had the same taste as Glow in the beginning but ended with earthy undertones.

I didn't like it but at this point I'm used to chugging these colorful liquids down.

My stomach is making weird noises at this point and I can't help but feel

like it is disgruntled about the whole 3-day cleanse deal.

Just three more to go.

Fiji: I have no idea what this tastes like. At this point most of the drinks are beginning

to all taste the same BUT this one is almost pleasant if you drink it fast enough.

 I read the ingredients and celery is a ingredient in almost all of the

drinks so that's probably why. Looking forward to Vanilla cloud just to get rid

of the celery taste once and for all. 

At this point I'm seriously regretting the cleanse since all I can think of are fatty

foods such as kbbq, pasta, brazilian bbq, pad thai, pancit, boiling crab…

Green Supreme: Aftertaste tastes like bitter green tea with something 

funky but when you hold your breath and drink it,

 it tastes more like lemon + apple.

I never tried kale before on its own so I would say that the weird aftertaste

is probably from the kale. 

This one was really hard to drink because of the smell…

Drank 1/2 of it and had to force myself to chug the rest.

Again I ask myself, "Why am I doing this?"

I think the smell makes this my least favorite bottle.

Vanilla Cloud: The long waited Vanilla Cloud bottle. Signals the end to my torturous

day one of three juice cleanses. I heard great reviews about this flavor so I'm 

crossing my fingers and hoping I will be able to sleep without

eating my pillows tonight.

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Well, it tastes like watered down horchata.

Not too bad considering this is their "dessert" drink.

If you think you'll be hungry while on the juice cleanse, you're wrong. These bottles are huge. I don't drink this much EVER. I simply miss being able to chew warm food.

One thing I did notice was the frequent trips to the bathrooms. This may be

a bit TMI (too much info) but I felt it was necessary. 

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My urine is CLEAR.

CLEAR.

As in "looks like water" clear.

Which is really good.

This stuff is fantastic. 

 I haven't eaten healthy in MONTHS so it was probably flushing stuff out. 

Well time to get back to studying! PEACE OUT!